Clarkson & Crouch: Neighbourhood Watch

As Broken Britain crumbles, join Messrs Clarkson and Crouch as they once again denounce the horrors of modern life no one else will admit.
Concerned that aliens have infiltrated the Government? 

Sick of wishy-washy liberals telling you werewolf marriage is okay?  Wonder who - or what – your kids are chatting to on Facebook?  You are not alone.

All concerned citizens and patriots should hurry along to Neighbourhood Watch.  Meanwhile, lock the door and let no one in. Everything is really dangerous.

Performing 1.30pm in Sportsmans, Gilded Balloon, Teviot, Edinburgh
4th - 30th August (not 18th) 2010

Previews 2010:

Tuesday 29th June, Edinburgh Platform at Sway, Covent Garden
Sunday 4 July at Finger in the Pie, Madam JoJos, Soho
Saturday 10 July 9.30pm the Hen and Chickens, Islington
Sunday 25th July Brockley Jack Theatre, Brockley
Monday 26th July 3pm the Hen and Chickens, Islington
Sunday 1st August Brockley Jack Theatre, Brockley

Further dates to be announced...

Directed by Gemma Sessions, produced by Quicksticks, press by Flavia Fraser Cannon

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